Posts

Showing posts from 2008

Shitty Post.....

Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls... A budding poet trying his best... Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this... Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted Someone who had a different experience wrote You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants! Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. There are also people who come in for a different purpose... Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls... Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space... (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you. Ministry of Environment advert

PJ_1

I thought I should do what people say I am good at....No...I aint gonna play cricket here....i m gonna start putting some Deshpandisms (Arshat named them) out here.... So here goes.... The War (Deewar) Vijay (Amitabh): Mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai, naukar hai chakar hai...tumhare paas kya hai??? Ravi (Sashi Kapoor) : Mere paas bhi bangla hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai, naukar hai chakar hai..... Vijay: Abe kameene....to fir Maa kiske paas hai????? Fantastic 4 : 4 mitra hotel madhe jataat.. waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat.. 1st: 1 masala dosa 2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa 3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa 4th: CHALLENGE!!

201 : TOW The Puncture.....

Image
201 : TOW The Puncture..... There are many things happening around me that i could have written about in my blog regularly.... but being derived from the base class ' LAZY ', there isn't a data member ' m_ExtraWork ' in my class.....That kept me away from blogging for almost a year.... What then prompted me to override 'void Relax() ' with ' void Blog() '???It was this exceptionally funny incident that took place yesterday, 23rd August, involving Vishal . On Sat. 23rd Aug, me n Vishal started at 7.00 am towards Kothrud, to play cricket with office colleagues.... As we were passing the new stadium for the Commonwealth Youth Games (CYG) on the highway, Vishal's bike got punctured....I got off and Vishal decided to return and get Minal's Scooty. As I waited, Vishal called me and said he had found a tyre repair shop not far from where we were, and was getting the puncture removed. Since I was getting bored, I decided to go there myself....

Season 2 Begins!!!

I am back....after almost 11 months, I decided to restart the task of writing about petty things in life....things about which other people won't even give a tiny rats ass.....but hell...who cares???I like banging my fingers on the keyboard, and I am gonna do it fairly frequently now..... so...prepare for the second season of Funny Days.... I'll try to make them Funnier Days..... :D