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I thought I should do what people say I am good at....No...I aint gonna play cricket here....i m gonna start putting some Deshpandisms (Arshat named them) out here....
So here goes....

The War (Deewar)
Vijay (Amitabh): Mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai, naukar hai chakar
hai...tumhare paas kya hai???

Ravi (Sashi Kapoor) : Mere paas bhi bangla hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai, naukar hai chakar
hai.....

Vijay: Abe kameene....to fir Maa kiske paas hai?????


Fantastic 4:
4 mitra hotel madhe jataat..

waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat..
1st: 1 masala dosa

2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa

3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa



4th: CHALLENGE!!

Comments

Arshat Chaudhary said…
hehehheehe...
too funny man! thr shud be more of these.. My addition here..

Koli: Abbe kambal leke soya fir bhi thandi lagti hai
Deshpande: Toh "Kam"bal kyun liya, "jyada"bal le na!!

heheheheheh.. rotfl..
October 30, 2008 at 2:37 PM
Abhijit V. Deshpande said…
Hahaha.....that sounds pretty much like me.... i guess my talent is rubbing off onto others...if people like Arshat come down to my level of PJs, then God help the blog readers........
October 31, 2008 at 12:40 AM
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